Life Goes On..



If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 


i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

I feel nothing
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.

- 2 am thoughts (via saetern)

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